How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
Few Men In Heaven
Why do so few men end up in heaven?They never stop to ask for...