Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
Why is urine yellow and sperm white?
Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist…
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist.”My life is a mess, doctor,” she...