Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices…
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years...
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...