How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...