We Don’t Argue
Jim and I have been married for two years now and we have not...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
A man let out a humongous burp…
A man let out a humongous burp. Nearby, a man loudly says,”How dare you...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...