Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Lost Chapter In GENESIS….
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...