yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...