Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Riddle me this!
Take the test…NO CHEATING!What does: A woman do sitting down? A man do standing...
The guide for all men
|WOMEN S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI m sorry. = You...