A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A few lil’ insults to remember.
You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...