Real news headlines 03
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog...
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
The devil’s offer
|The devil visited a lawyer’s office and made him an offer. “I can arrange...