Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Little Johnny walks into his primary school…
Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Hillary and Bill at baseball game
Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone...
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel…
Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...