Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
I hurt all over!
A young woman said to her doctor, ‘You have to help me, I hurt...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Fur Fortune
Mike and Bill, are hanging out in the lone bar in a one-horse town...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Marriage Secrets…
Secret tips for making a marriage last…My wife and I have the secrets to...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...