New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Wailing Wall
A reporter goes to Israel to cover the fighting. She is looking for something...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...