Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Iraqi TV Guide
Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of...
So Relieved!
A blonde meets up with a friend as she’s picking up her car from...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...