Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room…
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying....
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
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I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
The Lettuce Joke
What did the salad say when the cabbage interrupted their meal? Lettuce alone!
At the spawn shop!
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A man comes to a doctor and…
A man comes to a doctor and, twitching his fingers and stuttering,finally manages to...
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A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...
Top ten reasosn why it’s great to be American
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What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
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