Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Officer Involved Shooting
An old lady noticed that she was about out of gas and pulled her...
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Polish Gold Medal Winners
Hear what the Poles did with all their gold medals?Went home and got them...
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A:...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...