Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
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|The unit engineer had just finished a talk on introducing mechanization in fatigue details....
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Hmmm…Ponderings
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam