A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor…
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Good question!
If Atheists don’t belive in God……can they get insured for an act of god?
A Room for a Night
Many years agao, a Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg was stranded late one night...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...