A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Pink and Purple
What is the difference between pink and purple?The grip, man, its all in the...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
The bad salesman…
John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...