Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Computers Must Be Male
Top 10 reasons computers must be male:1. They have a lot of data but...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...