Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Toughening Up
My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Second Opinion
A doctor and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband...