Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Admit that you did that
|An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood...
Three wishes
It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!