Penile Operation
A guy who has a stuttering problem goes in to his doctor and says...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How do you get a blonde’s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...