WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
AL GORE I am!
Can we count them with our nose?Can we count them with our toes?Should we...
Dirty Words
One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word “shit”. He went home...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Men’s Pissing Rules
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...