Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Zactly
Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....