Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
The Ideal Date
IDEAL DATEAt 17 Triple Stephen King feature at a drive-in 25 “Split the check...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...
Hungry Rooster
A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...