How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold.
Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
The Broken Clock
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
How to speak Southern
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Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...