Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...