Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Looking to buy a frog?
|A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
A blind man is standing at the corner…
A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
womens monthly pain
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Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...