Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
Would you define OCR?
|OCR – Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them...
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Reading the scripture
|An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service...