More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Man’s Intention
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WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...