Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...