Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
Well I wanna be a…
There were once 3 blondes on an island, but they couldn’t find a way...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Changed HR policies
|Casual Fridays:Week 1 – Memo No. 1Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays...