A memory problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The Golfers
One of the regular foursome was sick, so a new member named George filled...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...