Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
A Hot Day
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...