The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...