Household items
Back in the ’70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship…
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holdingher hat...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day…
An Australian joke…St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...