Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
chameleon’s motto
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Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
Microsoft runs the I.R.S.
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Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
Friends and Enemies
Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....