‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
The priest was preparing a man…
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night.Whispering firmly,...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
If IBM ran Christmas…
|They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Cat jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A...
The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...