Lost in a balloon
|Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Getting into fights
|A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.An...
Armed Sleeper
Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...