The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
VanGogh Family
Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of...