Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to…
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to testify in his own...
4 new fathers.
Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room while their wives were...
Elephant Riddles Five
Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
What do you call a dog…
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?SPARKY!!!
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...