Real classified ads 03
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital…
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital when his left reartire suffers a...
Polish National Library
Q: What happened to the Polish National Library?A: Someone stole the book.
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...