Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Chemical Properties of Woman
Element: WomanSymbol: WoAtomic Weight: Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.Discoverer: AdamOccurrence: Copious...
New Medication
Have you heard about the new medication that both an aphrodisiac and laxative?It’s called...
50 things to do at Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them...
How can you tell?
“Old Jethro’s next door’s a-makin’ moonshine again.” the wife told her husband.”How can you...
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
LICENSE TO STEAL
|Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...