Ten things to say about gifts you don’t like
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...