grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris…
The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris,France, and headed straight for...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.