Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...