Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Bear and Squirrel
Deep in the woods sat a bear and a squirrel at the communal latrine....
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...