The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Driving in the Fog and…
Q: What’s the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...