own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....